I can't believe the last home game is about to happen! Where did the time go?
What I'd like to see on Saturday: Gopher guts, Adrian Clayborn going for the kill, bones crunching, Hawkeye touchdowns, LOTS of picks by the Hawks and NONE by the rodents, crazy-ass plays and Vandenburg looking like the shit. No pressure boys, no pressure.
Also, here's something to ponder- those players are really tall. I'm 4'9.5" When I stand on a chair I am STILL shorter than some of those guys. Isn't it crazy the variety there is in the human race? Damn.
Okay, enough deep thinking.
I'm just going to put this out there. I'm absolutely positive I will be judged for it, but I guess I just don't care....
I've started recruiting for a midget football league. A tackle midget football league. These are the basics:
-5'5" and under
-co-ed
-it's an entire league, not just a team
-it'll be pro ball, but first I need sponsors.
Okay, so I'm totally kidding. I am NOT starting a midget football league, but I have been asking all my fellow shorties what position they would play if height wasn't an issue. I want ball time, so I chose running back, although it might be sorta fun to be a defensive lineman. I'd go for the sack every time. I'm just sayin... :-)
Go Hawks!
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